Collection: "Animal Instincts (and terrible jokes)" with "Moo-ving" Punchlines click here to see them all
Ever wonder what the fastest drink is? Milk. Because it gets past-ur-ized before you even see it. If that made you smirk, this is your herd. Animal jokes, wordplay, and weird humor-served daily.
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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
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What's the fastest drink?? Milk!!
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What kind of bees make milk?? Boo bees!
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Why can't you trust the King of the jungle?
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A little shellfish humor!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
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Why do ducks have tails?
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Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
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What's the fastest drink?
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What would you get if an Elephant and Rhino mixed?? El-if-i-no
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It was a Shiht-zu!
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I saw a Pi-thon!!
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Hooker on the weekends
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Ducks love 4th of July
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Does this remind you of anyone?
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De-calf-inated
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