Why does the bartender keep calling it a "Pina colada"?

I love a smoothie for breakfast! But the bartender keeps calling it a Pina Colada!

Product: Bella + Canvas 6413 Bella + Canvas Women' s Relaxed Triblend T-Shirt

• 3.8 oz.,

• 40 singles

• 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, 25% rayon

• Flattering Silhouette

• Crewneck

• Sideseamed

• Relaxed fit

• Due to the specialized washing process, each shirt is unique