Why does the bartender keep calling it a "Pina colada"?

I love a smoothie for breakfast! But the bartender keeps calling it a Pina Colada!

Product: Bella + Canvas 6413 Bella + Canvas Women' s Relaxed Triblend T-Shirt

• 3.8 oz.,
• 40 singles
• 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
• Flattering Silhouette
• Crewneck
• Sideseamed
• Relaxed fit
• Due to the specialized washing process, each shirt is unique